His sparkly gold trunks were as gaudy as a matador’s getup, and that’s pretty much how Adrien Broner carried himself Saturday night at the MGM Grand Garden Arena as he attempted to dodge the raging bull that was Shawn Porter.
There was Floyd “Money” Mayweather Jr., Adrien “About Billions” Broner and, keeping the currency theme going, Shawn Porter’s Ben Franklin-adorned, $100 bill boxers.
Adrien Broner brought the punch lines, Shawn Porter the poise at colorful pre-fight press conference
What he needed was a rubber chicken, maybe one of those novelty squirting flowers, definitely a tiny car with way too many dudes improbably crammed inside.
Adrien Broner’s talking about what Adrien Broner’s going to do to anyone who gets in the ring with Adrien Broner.
Cheer up, Ohio sports fans. Indians second baseman Jason Kipnis is one of the top hitters in baseball. Todd Frazier and Joey Votto are both mashing again for the Reds. The Browns … uh … have incredibly orange uniforms.